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my name is margot
i am eighteen
and i believe that some things last forever
i am eighteen
and i believe that some things last forever
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We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You, there with the sunglasses! You’re just asking for it.
Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don’t worry. If it was a legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.
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that’s a lot of butter.
there are fucking google eyes staring into your soul from every angle and you comment on the butter
to be fair it is a lot of butter
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Steve Martin’s Facebook and Twitter pages are funnier than most tv comedies.
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![[Kate Moss by Arthur Elgort for Vogue UK March 1994]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7nii7Up6K1qdk1qco1_500.jpg)
[Kate Moss by Arthur Elgort for Vogue UK March 1994]
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all-girls school
- Sister: I don't have anything against lesbians or anything, but honestly it does kind of freak me out that there are so many lesbian teachers.
- Me: Do the straight male teachers also freak you out?
- Sister: ......Oh.
- Me: Uh huh.
